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The People's Champion: Bryson brought the US Open trophy into the SMU student section during the soccer game and chugged away before the game

Want to talk about a man who knows how to celebrate the US Open? Bryson is the answer. This is what you do when your alma mater is undefeated in the ACC

I don't expect anything else. If you golfed for the Mustangs and won a US Open, you put that bad boy in a Mustang and chug away. I think it's great that he just accepted being the people's champion. I know some people can get tired of Bryson's shit, but we'd all do the same shit if we won. We would return to our alma mater to play a ranked football game and celebrate. This is what any normal person would do if they attended a school where football was played. It's the ultimate in celebrating me and celebrating my victory.

If I won, I would take this shit with me everywhere. Hell, I could win my member (again) and carry it around with me from now on. There's nothing better than winning a golf tournament at 30. It's the ultimate suburban dream. You get this trophy, you get your name on a plaque, and you get all your friends to recognize it. Bryson is simply living the dream of returning to college with a trophy and joining the student section.