Hot Frosty could have been hotter with facial hair

We were robbed.

The upcoming Netflix Christmas movie Hot frostyin which Hallmark movie queen Lacey Chabert makes the jump to the megastreamer, has an absolutely great Christmas premise for some totally hot PG-13 fun: Chabert plays Kathy, a widow who magically brings a handsome snowman to life. Dustin Milligan, who you may remember as Himbo veteran Ted Mullens Schitt's Creekplays the eponymous Hot Frosty, whose incongruous virginal charm and indescribable joy of life match Help the still-grieving Kathy fall in love again.

Now I know what you're thinking: How hot can a snowman really be? First of all, we're not talking about the usual shape of a snowman that one usually thinks of: a smaller snowball resting on top of a large snowball, with a carrot and some raisins shoved into the top to form a face. No, the snowman who becomes Hot Frosty is a straight-up Greek sculpture. Whoever made it is a artist. The detailing is so fine that it's Hot Frosty's abs wonderfully symmetrical and he has oval nips.

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But what if I told you that Hot Frosty could have been hotter? There's a new promotional image circulating showing a Dusty Milligan with facial hair (see: above) – and listen up so as not to spoil his infinity pool jaw, but the guy looks a lot better with that scruff. Imagine if the snowman Kathy brings to life had that chin bush. Damned! Hot frosty would have been rated R. The question, of course, is what material would be best for a snowman beard? Maybe there's some iron wool lying around.